real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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