I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Randomize
