Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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