In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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