is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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