I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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