evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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