And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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