Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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