Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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