I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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