We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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