Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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