is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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