there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Randomize
