I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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