What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
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