Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
