I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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