Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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