Whoa Z and x make the same sound
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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