My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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