I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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