her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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