If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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