am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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