Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
farters have to be the big spoon...
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
