Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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