there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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