I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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