The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We have so much sex to catch up on
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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