508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
He has the fingertips of a God
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