Christians are straight up FREAKS
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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