I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
You can't just leave with hair like that
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
All the doctor said was why
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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