Kiss
Puke
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Randomize
