The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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