i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
My liver just had a heart attack.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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