: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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