dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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