Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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