Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
