Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Randomize
