I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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