i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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