my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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