she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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