At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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