do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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