Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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