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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??

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(706): View more from Georgia

lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.

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(512): View more from Texas

Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead

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(425): View more from Washington

Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details

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(479): View more from Arkansas

What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?

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(573): View more from Missouri

I think your dad took our porno

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(773): View more from Illinois

You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..

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(419): View more from Ohio

I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex

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