she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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