real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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