Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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