I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I think my moral compass just broke
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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